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Aiden Comic #194 *warning: power meetings*

20 Dec 2006, 10:11

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20 Dec 2006, 10:15

Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.
[01:57] Zeal: "You know, you're right." Kash lowers his sword, drops out of the martial stance. "I don't know what the hell you are." He takes a step closer.
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20 Dec 2006, 10:18

It's all a clever ploy.

He's secretly invoking the deadly Sidereal Martial Arts attack, Strumming the Chords of the Cerulean Lute...With Your Wang.

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20 Dec 2006, 10:24

Jaito wrote:
It's all a clever ploy.

He's secretly invoking the deadly Sidereal Martial Arts attack, Strumming the Chords of the Cerulean Lute...With Your Wang.

My personal explanation of the Age of Sorrows.

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20 Dec 2006, 10:45

Zeal wrote:
Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.


To quote a certain ST, he was probably taking a line of celestial cocaine off the bared body of some nubile and voluptuous young thing from the Cerulean Lute when she rang. XD

...hey, it would explain the wait AND the mellow attitude.
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20 Dec 2006, 11:50

Kailan wrote:
Zeal wrote:
Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.


To quote a certain ST, he was probably taking a line of celestial cocaine off the bared body of some nubile and voluptuous young thing from the Cerulean Lute when she rang. XD

...hey, it would explain the wait AND the mellow attitude.


This deserves photoshopping of Gary Busey-like goggles onto Carjack and the caption, "Let's do some Celestial Coke!"
 
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20 Dec 2006, 16:18

Zeal wrote:
Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.

Or a little more senile today...
:wink:
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20 Dec 2006, 16:42

Nizkateth wrote:
Zeal wrote:
Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.

Or a little more senile today...
:wink:


I like the coked out explanation best.
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20 Dec 2006, 17:14

Nizkateth wrote:
Zeal wrote:
Well, Kejak's pretty laid back today.

Or a little more senile today...
:wink:



He must be having a senio... ancie... older than the motherfucking pyramids moment.


Ok, so technically he's some 500 years older than the earliest pyramids, but it's close enough. :)
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20 Dec 2006, 23:56

Parokki wrote:


Ok, so technically he's some 500 years older than the earliest pyramids, but it's close enough. :)


Pyramids of celestial coke, you mean. That's why there aren't any left.
 
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21 Dec 2006, 00:05

Why is the idea of Carjack going thorugh a mislife crisis starting to sound amusing? :twisted:
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21 Dec 2006, 00:27

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Why is the idea of Carjack going thorugh a mislife crisis starting to sound amusing? :twisted:


Hmmmmm.....

Figuring from his esitmated current age and what is known about the history of Creation, Kejack's midlike Crisis would have been around....

2,000 or so years ago. Given that the DB shogunate was created ~1200 years ago, and the Sidereals were probably planning the Ursupation for a very long time....

OMG! Chejop Kejak caused the Ursupation cause he was going through a midlife crisis!
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21 Dec 2006, 00:33

BrilliantRain wrote:
ShiledoftheSun wrote:
Why is the idea of Carjack going thorugh a mislife crisis starting to sound amusing? :twisted:


Hmmmmm.....

Figuring from his esitmated current age and what is known about the history of Creation, Kejack's midlike Crisis would have been around....

2,000 or so years ago. Given that the DB shogunate was created ~1200 years ago, and the Sidereals were probably planning the Ursupation for a very long time....

OMG! Chejop Kejak caused the Ursupation cause he was going through a midlife crisis!


So, it was all because the younger Solars weren't impressed with his shiny, new Celestial Sky Chariot... THE PLOT THICKENS!
 
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21 Dec 2006, 02:09

If they'd just given him a nice young Lunar girl to keep him occupied, the Old Realm never would've fallen. Or the world would've ended up dissolving into cthonic madness and imploding, whatever.
[01:57] Zeal: "You know, you're right." Kash lowers his sword, drops out of the martial stance. "I don't know what the hell you are." He takes a step closer.
[01:58] Xilanada: Makarios smiles, seemingly pleased.
[01:58] Zeal: "I don't think something that's not human can technically be a gentleman, but let's talk. I'm sure we can come to a conclusion we'll both--"
[01:58] Zeal: (Rolling join battle)

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