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Mortal-Rain Comic #7

27 Dec 2006, 09:32

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"There was a young lady named bright,
Who could travel much faster than light,
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night."

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27 Dec 2006, 09:33

le gasp! a man who claims he is... tired in the face of sex!
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27 Dec 2006, 09:44

Oh, grim tidings these. Could he be having an affair? With the town blacksmith?!
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27 Dec 2006, 20:50

*Within the dark depths of the Underworld, a dark mass shifts as the Dead God of Manliness doles out a Resonance to Leaf. For he has shamed all men, everywhere.*
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27 Dec 2006, 21:24

Not all men want sex all the time. :)
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27 Dec 2006, 21:48

For example, castrated men.
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27 Dec 2006, 22:02

Well I was being semi serious, but perhaps too much so for a thread about of comedy comic. :)
'A goddess rewards a mortal with torrid oral sex on the stairs of the city's greatest manse. In Lookshy its a legend that's lasted generations; in Great Forks its Tuesday"

"The so called "Mouth of Peace" is so heavily mind controlled and geased by her handlers its said that if you look at her through essence sight you can actually see fine incorporal threads trailing off her limbs into the ether or when she's really under tight control a phantom image of Kekjak's arm actually jammed up her anus. Those are the times when she seems most happy."
 
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27 Dec 2006, 22:34

he didn't even hug back! Affair ho!
 
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28 Dec 2006, 09:19

nexus wrote:
Well I was being semi serious, but perhaps too much so for a thread about of comedy comic. :)

Well, Rain's tale isn't really a comedy...
Unless you have a very dark sense of humor that is.
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Who could travel much faster than light,
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night."

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28 Dec 2006, 11:02

Nizkateth wrote:
nexus wrote:
Well I was being semi serious, but perhaps too much so for a thread about of comedy comic. :)

Well, Rain's tale isn't really a comedy...
Unless you have a very dark sense of humor that is.
8)


Fair enough, but I think I've made my point clear. A guy actually not being interested in sex the instant its offered or not thinking about it uber doesn't automatically mean infidelity or indicate a lack of "manhood" at least outside of certain types of fiction.

Is its appropriate in this particular scene... likely yes but that's the style of fiction this story is.
'A goddess rewards a mortal with torrid oral sex on the stairs of the city's greatest manse. In Lookshy its a legend that's lasted generations; in Great Forks its Tuesday"

"The so called "Mouth of Peace" is so heavily mind controlled and geased by her handlers its said that if you look at her through essence sight you can actually see fine incorporal threads trailing off her limbs into the ether or when she's really under tight control a phantom image of Kekjak's arm actually jammed up her anus. Those are the times when she seems most happy."
 
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28 Dec 2006, 11:34

Nizkateth wrote:
nexus wrote:
Well I was being semi serious, but perhaps too much so for a thread about of comedy comic. :)

Well, Rain's tale isn't really a comedy...
Unless you have a very dark sense of humor that is.
8)


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13 Jan 2007, 09:29

PeleCindertind wrote:
he didn't even hug back! Affair ho!

That's definately the more critical sign.
"There was a young lady named bright,
Who could travel much faster than light,
She went out one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night."

Love is never having to say you're sorry. Power is being able to kill anyone who asks for an apology.
Jaito: "Necromancy is like Linux, but even less sociable"
<Logos> The sugar is Asian people.
"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge."
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