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Ronin Lunar Comic #4 *Horrible Bandits*

15 Apr 2007, 09:26

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And came back the previous night."

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15 Apr 2007, 09:32

This reminds me. There's one horrible thing Aiden isn't: a pedophile.

These bandits are horrible. Kei's gonna have to dice a bitch.
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[01:58] Xilanada: Makarios smiles, seemingly pleased.
[01:58] Zeal: "I don't think something that's not human can technically be a gentleman, but let's talk. I'm sure we can come to a conclusion we'll both--"
[01:58] Zeal: (Rolling join battle)
 
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15 Apr 2007, 09:37

Here's hoping their leader isn't a Lunar with a bear spirit shape.

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15 Apr 2007, 11:56

That whole camp is gonna get fucked up.

I'd like to add that when he said 'his daughter', that it made incestuous as well as pedophilia. :wink:
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Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
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I have not winced nor cried aloud.
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15 Apr 2007, 12:01

GO LUNARS! *waves flag*
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15 Apr 2007, 12:18

DBT + RLF + serrated daiklaive + pedo-incesto rectum = JUSTICE
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15 Apr 2007, 13:12

Jaito wrote:
DBT + RLF + serrated daiklaive + pedo-incesto rectum = GREAT JUSTICE


Jaito, your fuckin' it up, say it right. :wink:
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
 
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15 Apr 2007, 13:32

Yay! More killing! :twisted:
 
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16 Apr 2007, 02:51

Looks like he's going with the standard PC plan.

Storyteller: "There are 7 bandits between you and the tent the scream came from what are you going to do?"

Kei's player: "I'm going to f*** their s*** up!"

Storyteller: " (sigh) roll to join battle."
 
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16 Apr 2007, 03:25

If Kitty Lunar is not covered in evil bandit-pedo-incestuous-bastard blood in the next comic, I'm totally breaking my Limit.
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16 Apr 2007, 04:19

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16 Apr 2007, 08:29

Zeal wrote:
This reminds me. There's one horrible thing Aiden isn't: a pedophile.

Give him time.


Go Kei go! *waves 'Kei is #1' giant foam finger*

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