Ahem.
Apparently on their way to disseminate (har har) illicit presidential candidate water sports tapes and fake news, a collection of Russian bots saw fit to vomit their spam in our corner of the intertubes. I've cleared it all out so I think we're good for now. If I accidentally deleted your post, I apologize.

BUT ANYWAY I plan to be more active around here, for realsies this time. Have fun, do let me know if another Russian tries to sell you penile enhancements on the crunch board.
~K
P.S. In a hilarious bit of irony (ok I think it's funny), the only forum without any pornographic spam was the NSFW fanwork forum. XDDD