Since we've started running regular contests (please see the new Masterwork Contest Protocol for more info), I think it's finally time for me to dust off an idea I had a while back and implement an Achievement system here on TFS. Naturally, contest winners would receive a specific custom achievement added to their profile - however, I also want to use this as a spur to increase our total message volume.
That said, I'm opening this up to you guys: if you had your way and could implement an Achievement/Trophy system akin to those found on current-generation consoles, only for this forum, what would you reward? Postcount, longevity, etc. are all obvious; I'm looking for more esoteric suggestions. Bonus points for clever / funny / punny names. Again, look to Microsoft and Sony for inspiration.