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Valles
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Re: Vending Machine game

16 Apr 2010, 00:02

Awendela receives a Savage Land counterpart.

Valles places a year-long art commission wait time in the machine.
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Re: Vending Machine game

16 Apr 2010, 00:09

Valles receives an adjustable Time-Money-Quality pie chart. And a sympathy pie.

Path puts a toonie in the coin slot.
"Well, we can't piss off the Unconquered Sun a second time. If he turns his back on us again he'll be facing us this time."

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Re: Vending Machine game

16 Apr 2010, 10:30

Path receives eight scales of Canadian-accented mortal troops.

Silly Being puts a protoshinmaic vortex into the vending machine.
Fun is serious business. And vice versa.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

16 Apr 2010, 18:04

Silly being receives bacon - made from goats


Webkilla inserts polaroid snapshots taken from an unnamed deathlords bathroom into the machine
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Re: Vending Machine game

17 Apr 2010, 13:34

webkilla gets a hge bottle of mind bleach

mei yu lian puts a neomah into the vending machine
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

20 Apr 2010, 10:57

Mei Yu Lian receives the unholy spawn of a Lintha pirate and a rather large fish.


Awendela places the charm Zeal into the machine.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

20 Apr 2010, 11:09

Awendela receives the broken pieces of the Exalted system.

Path puts in a perfect attack and a perfect defense.
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Re: Vending Machine game

20 Apr 2010, 11:45

Path receives an unstoppable object and an immovable force.

Silly Being puts an empty soulgem into the vending machine.
Fun is serious business. And vice versa.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

23 Apr 2010, 01:37

Silly Being receives an emo kid.


Awendela places a KFC Misery Bowl and the city of Nexus into the machine.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

30 Jun 2010, 00:18

Awendela receives chicken tenders with tangy BBQ sauce and labyrinthine passageways tunneling under the crispy outside, leading to a treasure trove of succulent white meat.

RHM Puts some thread necromancy in the machine.
entitas ipsa involvit aptitudinem ad extorquendum certum assensum
'reality involves a power to compel sure assent'

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Re: Vending Machine game

30 Jun 2010, 07:45

RHM receives a copy of The Book of Bone and Ebony with the rumoured sixth spell, "Raise Thread".

Path has been playing Mario Galaxy 2 all day, so puts in Holy Crap Giant Bowser.
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Re: Vending Machine game

09 Sep 2013, 03:23

Path receives what looks like a helmet with inverted spikes. Could it be a torture device? Or perhaps some extreme force landed on a turtle shell and drove its peculiar spikes inward? Very mysterious!

Epiphany puts in Exalted 2e, Exalted 2e errata and then mixes in Exalted 2.5e for good measure.
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Kailan: If people only ever got what they deserved, the world would be a more miserable place.

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Re: Vending Machine game

09 Sep 2013, 11:31

Epiphany receives a rare, limited edition Exalted: Edition Warrior action figure with kung-fu grip, deluxe Mount Meru playset and a small glass of rose-tinted liquid.

Daerim inserts his Doc Wagon membership card.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

10 Sep 2013, 10:41

Daerim gets a coupon for a free ratburger at Hannibal's Grill.

Dinosaur inserts all of his SR3 books, the 1st edition M:tAs player's guide, and Ascension's Right Hand.
I write stories. No, really.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

15 Sep 2013, 09:49

Dinosaur gets the original scripts to the Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions, along with a red pen allowing both films to be edited into something that's actually world-changing. Whoa.

Epiphany puts a Solar's Throwback flaw into the Vending Machine.
BrilliantRain: There are those who would note that sometimes, sometimes, you get the things you really need instead of the things you deserve.
Kailan: If people only ever got what they deserved, the world would be a more miserable place.

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Re: Vending Machine game

10 Jun 2017, 10:02

DPM stuffs Curren face first into the hungry vending machine. "My Neverborn masters, I humbly offer this blood sacrifice."
Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
 
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Re: Vending Machine game

10 Jul 2017, 04:48

Deaths Pale Mistress wrote:
DPM stuffs Curren face first into the hungry vending machine. "My Neverborn masters, I humbly offer this blood sacrifice."

Deaths Pale Mistress receives a truly addictive yet eerie and ominous headpat.

Merior uses a crowbar and lube to insert a homebrew NSFW Charm into the vending machine.

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